Penis Ornament


15 in stock

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Have Yourself A Merry Little Phallic Christmas

Handmade ceramic penis ornament made from speckle clay and nicely tied with a golden ribbon.

Put a new spin on the “Christmas Pickle” Tradition! If you have no idea what I’m talking about: there’s a tradition of hiding a pickle ornament in the tree. On Christmas morning, the first person to find the pickle on the tree receives an extra gift…this.. just might not be the pickle everyone’s expecting

This package (pun intended) is carefully wrapped in a giftbox made of post-consumer recycled material because us humans need to stop being such dicks to the environment. 

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Weight 5 oz


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